It started out simple enough, really. There was cheap food, and beer and cider, and somehow we ended up talking about Vaugner, and Vikings, and Opera, and things sorf of devolved from there. Nothing good can come of an episode where Kevin starts singing.

Oh, and the comparisons to poop are back this week as well.

We might think it's funnier than you do, but in any case, We Eat It, So You Don't Have To.

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Episode # Item Rating Scale Source Notes
79 Fentiman's Dandelion & Burdock 1 Norse Prostitutes -
79 Foothills Brewing People's Porter 7 Norse Prostitutes -
79 Alexia Sweet Potato Puffs 7 Norse Prostitutes -
79 Arizona Nachos'n'Cheese Dip 3 Norse Prostitutes -
79 Lean Cuisine Santa-fe Style Rice & Beans 2 Norse Prostitutes -
79 Hormell Completes Chicken Chipotle Pasta 0.5 Norse Prostitutes -
79 Kraft Velveeta Shells & Cheese Ro*Tel 4 Norse Prostitutes -
79 Tiger Tiger Easy Indian Mutter Paneer 5 Norse Prostitutes -
79 Toasty Onion Seasnax 7 Norse Prostitutes -


  • At approximately 13 min ...

Kevin: But first up, for the first time in a while I'm left here alone to talk to the microphone while you're over there making food. So I suppose I should take this moment to talk about my friends at Dash Systems who I didn't talk about last week.

Ursula: Cause we suck.

Kevin: That too. Dash Systems, a...

Ursula: They do not suck.

Kevin: They don't suck.

  • At approximately 25 min ...

Ursula: I imagine being a Norse god's kinda like being on Iron Chef. You're good at what you do, but you really learn to just take it on the chin.

Kevin: Depends on the Norse god

Ursula: Hey Kevin., there's a gigantic spider over there and it exceeds the size limit for my willingness to deal with giant spiders.

Kevin: Alright then, while I deal with the giant spider why don't you tell the nice people about... Sofwolf Press.

Ursula: So far as I know Sofawolf Press has never published any pornography featuring a giant spider protagonist. Don't you feel better for knowing that internet. I feel better for having said it.

  • At approximately 48 min ...

Kevin: While I get everything set up over here, and before we actually start that..

Ursula: Monoceros Media. Not run by Norse gods to the best of our knowledge, though it's possible they're just, that there's a Norse god of printing somewhere who felt like... Well, it's unlikely.

Kevin: For all intents and purposes, Tugrick the owner, his birth name is very very Norwegian.